HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOE TAN & TEO YI AN!!!!!

its been a long while since i last posted. I'm 15 now!

But its been a lousy first week being a fifteen year old. The tests sucked, the results i got sucked, and the soccer match sucked. Only piece of good news was Man Utd beating AC Milan 3-2.

Another bad thing is that somehow i think i've offended Zina.

Shes been rather quick to get annoyed at me these days. I dunno, but i must have done something wrong, or said something offending, or she just cant stand me. After I've changed seats she seems alot happier, and thats the good part. Shes a really good fren of mine, and i hope that i ca make it up to her, and the thing that i did won't spoil our friendship.

I've been reading all the harry potter books in anticipation of coming up on July the 21st.(HEY! Its Han Yuh Ding's birthday!) Picking up on the loose ends, and figuring out the clues on what is going to come up next.

Its so intriguing, and i really hope Ron and Hermione's relationship works out ;)

Might be going to 2A class gathering this Labour day, they're meeting at dhoby Ghaut.

going back to re-read Order of the Phoenix.

Had a fun day yesterday!!! hahaha. With the exception of one horrid thing.

Yesterday was Interschool sports meet, DHs, Chung Cheng, Temasek and Ngee Ann. WAS TERRIBLY HOT!!! Weird weather, was hot, then it rained. When it rained almost all the dunmanians opened umbrellas, and it sure was a colourful sight! hahahah. Then it became super hot again. Later, i lent my gameboy(wahhahahhaaha) to Sean and yew long to play. Den wei quan said he try help me do cheat, den my data got destroyed. In that one instant, 7 years of effort went down the drain. ANGRYANGRYANGRYANGRY.

Great effort all DHS participants! U guys all did ur best, and even if u didnt win, We are all proud of u guys!!! U guys deserve a longgggg rest. :)

After the meet, decided wanted to go jurong point den meet wif clarissa and kelly. In the end, i go toilet then Elton Goh LEFT!!!! So i was left stranded at the stadium, wif a batteryless handphone, waiting for Clarissa and Kelly. Was talking t Yuh Ding when i saw them, haha. First reaction when i saw Kelly was disappointment. COS SHE WAS STILL TALLER THAN ME!!! argh. Clarissa was also taller than me last time, but she didnt grow all that much after primary school, but kelly had. She was 168, like 1 cm taller than me? argh.

And she was reallll skinny too, hahah. So we exchanged greetings, wif plenty of squeals from kelly. WEIRDO. ahhahaa. We went to take the shuttle bus to lakeside, and the two of them went up, and i got cut across by ALOOOOT of girls from temasek. So i gave up and used the last ounce of energy in my phone to inform clarissa dat i had not boarded the bus.
At lakeside, i met Junyang, who kindly lent me his phone. THANKS!!! But in the end, i didnt require it. I saw the two of them walking around shouting my name. hahaha.

On the platform, Clarissa saw this girl (????), and walked over to embrace her. Kelly the mad girl imitated her, and the girl retreated a step backwards. HHAHHAHAHA. Kelly siaosiao one.

Then, we went to orchard... Ate at KFC. lol actually we planned to eat pizza but couldnt find, then canot eat Seoul Garden cos i not enough money :( After we ate, Kelly left her phone behind, and luckily the nice auntie had kept it for her.
Went to cineleisure to catch Meet the robinson's next. Had to borrow 1.50 from kelly, hahahha.Poor me.Cos we had some time before the movie, we went to take neoprints. I didnt have to pay again, whahahha.

The 2 evil girls then proceeded to disfigure wayne as much as possible.Clarissa and I handed ours to Kelly for safekeeping, a decision we would come to regret later. Meet the robinson's was HILARIOUS!!! hahhahahahhaha. Definitely a must watch. After the show, we walked to Far east plaza or something. I hadnt been there before, and NO wonder. It was utterly boring, everything there was either clothes or accesories, and i was bored to tears walking behind the two of them. haha. After the hour or something walk, heres the list of items they bought:

One set of earrings(Kelly)









Well thats it. Amazing number of things rite?? no wonder the economy of singapore is so lousy, every one walk so long buy one thing. waste people time and aircon. Then, we went back to Wisma atria's Food republic for dinner, when i wasnt hungry, despite the two of them's belief that i was too paiseh to borrow any more money. FAT HOPE, i would have borrowed like, $200 if i was hungry. The two of them were going hysterical about this light atop the wisma atria signboard. There was water dripping on it, and there was smoke rising from it. They were going on about it exploding and stuff.

After that, Kelly's father came to fetch her, and i walked with clarissa to take bus 36. Clarissa took this starbuck coffee sample, and she said alot of stuff.
Clarissa(henceforth known as LALA):"WAYNE! This one very nice eh! Banana flavoured one!"
Me: "Ya lah ya lah, i like banana eh, can stop that?!"
LALA:"orh, den wat u dun like ah? Durian?"
Me: " No, i like durian. I dun like clarissa leh, how ah?"
LALA: "oh ya hor, this drink taste abit like clarissa leh."

Lame conversations rule the day! haha. Suddenly, weboh realised we had left our neoprints wif Kelly, By which time she had already reached Chinatown. Then we sat down at the bus stop, and had to listen to the stupid repetitive advertisement about singapore. Then the bus came and we discussed stuff about her boyfren, haha. Then we stopped outside Roxy square, and i walked home.

All in all one of my most eventful days. Hadnt seen the two of them in a longtime. haha. And man utd beat roma 7-1!!!! WEEEE

I AM SO HAPPY TODAY.

Yesterday was the worst day of my life. correction, the worstest worst day of my life. I'll start before the bad things happen.

It was around 2pm. I decided to go play basketball over at my cousins house, so i called them. But no answer. I only found out later that their phone wasnt connected properly. FATE.

just awhile later, Elton called me. Invited me to go over to Yong seng's house to play bball/soccer. Agreed. Less than a minit later, Yong Seng called and asked me the same thing. Agreed. So i left my home and walked to eunos. I dropped my phone on the way out. (BAD OMEN).

Reached tampines, and called yong seng, not knowing how to go his house. Before taking bus, went to queue for Milkshake. Got on bus, reached Yong Seng's house. Had fubn playing bball wif elton yong seng and evan. Then, We rested awhile at the clubhouse, before elton suggested going to play soccer.(Cause)

We went to a small area in the HDB estate to play soccer. Then there were these guys over there, suggested playing soccer together. Agreed.
(upcoming effect) After playing awhile, the losers got tired of getting trashed. This FAQUHAR(please pronounce it British way) called Wei Lun( sorry ah kor-kor he got same name as u) Smashed the ball into my stomach, and started shouting profanities. He shot like a girl who had never played soccer before. Then all of them started going mad and smashing the ball around. they only got 2/40+ shots on target, and yong seng easily dealt wif them (APPLAUSE!!!!). Then the losers kiced the ball uo at the ceiling, which was covered with barbed wires. Then elton made one of his usual crap comments, this one being " WAH, ball never burst ah", then that SHIT-FACED WANKER SHOUTED AT ELTON, RAN AT HIM, AND PUSHED HIM OVER A LEDGE. ELTON WAS SHOCKED AND WAS SAYING SORRY, BUT THAT FARCKING BASTARD SLAPPED ELTON AND SHOUTED AT HIM. His frens called him to stop, and he did. We continued playing for awhile, but all mood was lost. We left 5 miinits later.
END OF FIRST BAD THING.
Because evan was going home, i walked with him, and we parted cos i had to take 69 to MRT station. When i reached the station, there were alot of ppl taking the train to boon lay, so i decided to take to pasir ris first (STUPID DECISION 1). There was this weird guy sitting opposite me who left the top 3 buttons of his shirt unbuttoned, and was shaking his head to the music. I tried to control my laughter. Reached Eunos. WENT TO BUY BIG GULP AT 7-ELEVEN. (STupid decision 2).

Missed the first 63 bus. Waited for next. Went on bus, sat down, and sms-ed someone. Then, stuffed back into my pocket. Tried to change wif the shirt inside, so i changed seats (STUPID MISTAKE) Realised my phone was gone. Went back to where i was sitting, and there was this shitty old guy sitting there. Gave me a crap attitude. Got nervous when i asked him where my phone was and to call it. While i was searching around, he got off. Finally had the sense to ask the kind lady sitting behind to call my phone.

I BET that FARQUHAR stole my phone. I should have called before he went down. FIAKING OLD SHIT. IF I HADNT REALISED, I WOULDNT MIND IF U TOOK IT. BUT I REALISED IT WITHIN A MINUTE!!!! WHERES UR FUCKING HONESTY!!!!

Sorry for all the profanities. im blardy angry at myself for losing my phone. Ive lost all my contacts now. And i was in the middle of a conversation. Sorry to whoever that was, i cant remember. I FEEL STUPID.

If only i had caled my uncle to ask if they were at homeor not. If only i had not gone to play with elton yong seng and evan. If only i had stayed a while longer. If only i had not taken the MRT to PASIR RIS FIRST. IF ONLY I HAD'NT BOUGHT THE BIG GULP (I've sworn off 7-Elevens Gulp). If only i hadnt been so stupid to want to change on the bus. If only i had changed beforehand.

If u r using ifs, u noe u've screwed up. I SCREWED UP.