I AM SO HAPPY TODAY.

Yesterday was the worst day of my life. correction, the worstest worst day of my life. I'll start before the bad things happen.

It was around 2pm. I decided to go play basketball over at my cousins house, so i called them. But no answer. I only found out later that their phone wasnt connected properly. FATE.

just awhile later, Elton called me. Invited me to go over to Yong seng's house to play bball/soccer. Agreed. Less than a minit later, Yong Seng called and asked me the same thing. Agreed. So i left my home and walked to eunos. I dropped my phone on the way out. (BAD OMEN).

Reached tampines, and called yong seng, not knowing how to go his house. Before taking bus, went to queue for Milkshake. Got on bus, reached Yong Seng's house. Had fubn playing bball wif elton yong seng and evan. Then, We rested awhile at the clubhouse, before elton suggested going to play soccer.(Cause)

We went to a small area in the HDB estate to play soccer. Then there were these guys over there, suggested playing soccer together. Agreed.
(upcoming effect) After playing awhile, the losers got tired of getting trashed. This FAQUHAR(please pronounce it British way) called Wei Lun( sorry ah kor-kor he got same name as u) Smashed the ball into my stomach, and started shouting profanities. He shot like a girl who had never played soccer before. Then all of them started going mad and smashing the ball around. they only got 2/40+ shots on target, and yong seng easily dealt wif them (APPLAUSE!!!!). Then the losers kiced the ball uo at the ceiling, which was covered with barbed wires. Then elton made one of his usual crap comments, this one being " WAH, ball never burst ah", then that SHIT-FACED WANKER SHOUTED AT ELTON, RAN AT HIM, AND PUSHED HIM OVER A LEDGE. ELTON WAS SHOCKED AND WAS SAYING SORRY, BUT THAT FARCKING BASTARD SLAPPED ELTON AND SHOUTED AT HIM. His frens called him to stop, and he did. We continued playing for awhile, but all mood was lost. We left 5 miinits later.
END OF FIRST BAD THING.
Because evan was going home, i walked with him, and we parted cos i had to take 69 to MRT station. When i reached the station, there were alot of ppl taking the train to boon lay, so i decided to take to pasir ris first (STUPID DECISION 1). There was this weird guy sitting opposite me who left the top 3 buttons of his shirt unbuttoned, and was shaking his head to the music. I tried to control my laughter. Reached Eunos. WENT TO BUY BIG GULP AT 7-ELEVEN. (STupid decision 2).

Missed the first 63 bus. Waited for next. Went on bus, sat down, and sms-ed someone. Then, stuffed back into my pocket. Tried to change wif the shirt inside, so i changed seats (STUPID MISTAKE) Realised my phone was gone. Went back to where i was sitting, and there was this shitty old guy sitting there. Gave me a crap attitude. Got nervous when i asked him where my phone was and to call it. While i was searching around, he got off. Finally had the sense to ask the kind lady sitting behind to call my phone.

I BET that FARQUHAR stole my phone. I should have called before he went down. FIAKING OLD SHIT. IF I HADNT REALISED, I WOULDNT MIND IF U TOOK IT. BUT I REALISED IT WITHIN A MINUTE!!!! WHERES UR FUCKING HONESTY!!!!

Sorry for all the profanities. im blardy angry at myself for losing my phone. Ive lost all my contacts now. And i was in the middle of a conversation. Sorry to whoever that was, i cant remember. I FEEL STUPID.

If only i had caled my uncle to ask if they were at homeor not. If only i had not gone to play with elton yong seng and evan. If only i had stayed a while longer. If only i had not taken the MRT to PASIR RIS FIRST. IF ONLY I HAD'NT BOUGHT THE BIG GULP (I've sworn off 7-Elevens Gulp). If only i hadnt been so stupid to want to change on the bus. If only i had changed beforehand.

If u r using ifs, u noe u've screwed up. I SCREWED UP.